I only ever go on this when i'm bored

10:13AM - you wish you waz this folder blud

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  how OLD is this thing and who goes on this anymore? 

i'm going to not reply to myspace comments and rant on this instead coz its a bit like deserted. 

wow, 2005 was ages ago. well, lots have changed.

i woke up this morning on the floor with a long cut on my nose, a burnt broom and yellow pages in a black mess on my front lawn and a few agitated neighbours. 
this is pretty much a good morning for me ^^ and this summer has been the weirdest and by far the best and worst all at once. 
i mean this in the sense that you could say, town is shit, but the people are amazingly hilarious and lovely, which they are. 

haha just remembered how boring lj is byebye xxxxxxxx

Current mood: lying on the floor

Current music: blood sugar- pendulum

7:01PM

 BUBBLES! is like the best.

12:31PM - Life is odd and everyone seems to have A.D.D

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.

Things are changing very much so. Christmas makes people different in good and bad ways.
i.e. i'm getting very stressed, very angry and very annoying to anyone around me--'sorry'
Theres a lot of lights everywhere which is very pretty but there's also this dumb ignite formal thing. i really DONT want to wear a dress so i'll probably be moody all night.
I cant believe i missed Juicy's baptism. GUILTYYYYY and to make things worse- he mentioned me in his little speech thing *sob*.
oh and i dont appreciatte being called emo just coz my boyfriend is..slightly. cough Greg cough James.
just a few things i wanted to moan about. but i'll shut up now. wait...no i wont.
Suriya is sitting next to me and is a pie.
How do you spell that gay french teachers name anyone? (avoiding embarresment by not attempting to spell his name.)

Snofy loves Mr Perks. end of.

Current mood: YES I AM ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current music: neurotically disabled people dont listen to music.

11:56AM - HMMMM FUN!

Okay okay i havent updated in like, a life time but thats called laziness and i CAN'T HELP IT!!! Wow a lot has changed.

There's like this whole community of our friends now which is just really awesome coz we all sort of interlink. It's like everyone enjoys almost everyones company in this world secretly run by Jimmy Carr.

Gabby, how much do we love Jimmy Carr? I'll still never forgive him for that Kurt comment though.

David Spade! I win. If anyone watches 8 simple rules, i'm absolutely ecstactic over the fact that CJ plays the Llama in Emporers new Groove! Wow...Llama.

Who loves Orange Soda???


Well i'm still trying to get pernament marker off my face (great) and enjoying the company of coursework. urhghghghghhghghg but hey! Kerrang soon. funness.

Corinne, Kate, you suck. I really wanted to go to Taste of Chaos. ah well. It sounded fun *cry*. love ya really.


See ya in heaven.

Current mood: confuzzled? I'll say.

Current music: this charming man- the smiths

8:52PM

Well helllllllloooooooo in the words of Lucy the year 7.
Ah, i am actually still ten at heart, a ten year old reading a book about Nazi Germany from my dear dear Kate and my wicked guinea pig book from corinne.
I had a wonderful birthday (note my faskinating use of language)because my totally excellent friends made the whole weekend truly fun. Clive and Nev.(a.k.a Hitler and Stalin) my freshwater fascists sang happy birthday to me. Oh and Gabby made me a guinea pig cake which kicked ass.

But i'm 10 forever- immature and fun. yayeeeeeee. Arent we all .......

Current mood: crazy

Current music: interstate love song- stone templepilots

5:43PM

well today was boring. lifes a bit boring at the moment. especially when you're me and can't occupy yourself.

nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. thats that.

Current mood: curious

Current music: hmmmmmm that crappy starsailor thing.

6:56PM - well i'm still here......

in wales......very sunny! fun too actually- odd that.

theres this really odd guy who owns the campsite and he's a complete wanker but he's so funny. he wants his wife to die and that which is bad though...........

theres also this weirdo called dan (as if there isnt enough in the world) he's weird coz he's welsh.

i'm pretty sure johny's gonna fall off a cliff or something. its inevitable.
i've also realised i'm not a very sociable or gregarious person as i can't stand to be with the same people for more then three hours unless i really really get on well with them. after that i can't be bothered. .
out of wales soon ........... thursday i'm thinking

Current mood: - look! the mouse has coffee!

Current music: undecided- silverchair..........take that daniel

2:20PM - wow what a rush...

well, seeming as i have nothing else to do, heres my week. My dear gabby left me for Wales which at the last moment thanks to father i could not go. Missed her lots. On Monday i saw Emily and Amelia whom constantly reminded me i had picked up an accent at King Edwards and that i would get beaten up at Kingsbury for being a posh twat despite my cries of anguish: I'M NORMAL HONESTLY LEAVE ME ALONE! That was fun as we also saw Kara and Katie in Sutton and Kara didn't recognise Emily after 10 years of knowing her.tsk. Tuesday i had to go to da dentist to have yet ANOTHER brace fitted.t'sucks. So i didnt have much time to do much but i went to Sutton with James (lumley) and Greg where i heard their many tales of camp and how they taunted an anger management kid with pillows and shone a torch in an A.D.D kid's eyes to get her to shut up. all they need now is a schizo apparently.twas fun. oh and then i followed sarah and stef round for a bit after the dentist. i was bored. Wednesday cant remember might've bin one of those concussed days where they drugged me and locked me in that fridge. i miss becky and suriya and abi.whimper. Thursday we went to erdington saw Craig the cool italian hairdresser and had to explain to his gay son who joan of arc was and what audrey hepburn looked like for this woman havin a wedding.niiiiicccce.oh and we went to PMT looking for pedals was fun.there was a crazy guy just standing laughin at this line 6 guitar tho.bit scary. Friday went to sutton with Greg stalking-i mean searching for James.We ended up helping him with his paper round. we went to town and met Leah and Snof (minus James coz he had 'family freinds' visiting). We met Onkar the little boy who seemed to think he would die if he got mud on him and wanted a piggy back from snofy.I ACCIDENTLY threw snof's shoe at a pigeon which hit the pigeon which made me very guilty... Saturday we went searching for the first series of the mighty boosh coz it is truly wonderful and hilarious common sense comedy. and we went to au naturale.yay. Yesterday may have been the best.we went down to wocestor to see uncle al and adam and nick (mon cousins) camping.adam and nick are so damn weird. you should've heard the chavvy things they called each other. they also got johny to shut up for an hour and stay still and they'd give him ten pounds. Johny was so happy when the hour was up so ma cousins started beating him up. he wasn't too happy to say the least. and by the way, excuse me, i'm older than adam and he's allowed to drive the car over the site?what?it's coz i'm a black woman in the mid nineteen-thirties. i miss everyone. hope kate and snof had fun with eddy on saturday. peace out xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Current mood: yup that's weird alright...

Current music: insignificance- pearl jam

2:53PM - aaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhhh

gosh terrorists are stupid. betya didn't know that eh? i was in town with becky and suriya and riya's dad called telling her to urgently come home as there was a bomb scare or something. i had to get the 104 back to sutton where i am now in the library as i have no credit no money until 4.00. crap.my parents think i'm in sutton park and have been since 12.20. they're gonna crucify me if they find out. stupid terrorists.i would have got away with it too if it wernt for them.damn it. schizzle it's not even 3 yet. what do i do?i'll stay here reading a completly inaccurate biography of Dave Grohl and typing all this crap getting worried texts off abi checking i'm ok bless her. dunno why she cares. crap crap crap. well on the upside, sorry i mean downside, Maloney left yesterday nicking my sweets as he left. Well i wonder if the brownfinger thing will go round Spain coz it's been going on since his primary school apparently.that boy has issues. I also met a randomer called Sam Clarke if thats how ya spell it. he sat on me and therefore knows me apparently... shite i'm in big trouble. mmmoooommmmmmmm! where are you? oh right home coz you think i'm safe in sutton. i see. my fault then. but it's a hell of a lot easier to blame it on terrorists so there we go. damn terrorists.Hitler would sort them out...

Current mood: damn right i'm worried

Current music: dont say motherfucker, motherfucker-turbo negro

7:19PM - gosh

can i just say i feel SO sorry for Chris Ranger?

11:44AM

everyone is really sad, not in the way that means retarded but it means upset. cheer up everyone it's not all that bad. just think of some one like micheal jackson and think how much better off you are, bless his soul.oh yeah and i saw tom woolley for the first time in like 3 years and the first thing i said to him was-'oi, get outta my seat'. sorry tom.

Current mood: anxious

Current music: the hippopotomus song

9:36AM - no thats crap

laura- angry pepper

mr fradgley- angry pepper?

laura- angry pepper

mr fradgley- i know red hot chilli pepper

laura- no! angry pepper (determined)

mr fradgley- (deadly serious)i don't want a pickle, i just want to ride my motorsickle, i don't want a pie, i just want to ride my motor-cy-cle.

laura- yay! angry pepper.

that french teacher is the endless source of my amusement and my random friend of randomness. mr fradgley went to a barber's in Germany and said-

 fradge-can i have a steak?

barber-no dis is a barber shop

fradge-can i have a steak?

barber- sorry zir dis is a barber shop!

fradge-(pointing to line of people at desk)but is that not a barber-queue?

bless...

Current mood: recumbent, what a weird word

Current music: that one johny was humming this morning

1:57PM - pizza pizza pie

My hands look like a cow. because i spilt ink on them.
Graham was eating wire so i killed his cousin's camel.
Johny Sarah and i were running round screaming because dad wasn't home, we were hyper and mom can't control us. We were shouting and messing stuff up but johny went a bit too far and pushed over the tv (the cheap one in the kitchen) and it smashed. he's a spack.
he also kicked a ball as hard as he could at this kid Oliver's head and knocked him out.
doesn't matter coz he's leaving to da deanery soon.


Why did the penguin cross the road?
Because he had no feet!

-courtesy of sammi's brother, one of the best jokes ever next to the motorbike one and the cream cracker one-courtesy of Lucy Hutchinson.

Current mood: bouncy

Current music: a.d.d -if you don't know it i dunno what to say.

1:02PM - its the 4th of july do something with your life.

we just taught suriya what an ego is.
the link was fun on friday and everyone (almost i suppose) was in a little noodle.i like that expression (laugh to myself).
noodle what a funny word.Ha.(sniffle to myself again)
i AM GRENADA. Get that George Bush. yes, yes i believe because eddie hates you.
Went to town on saturday but people got pissed so i got pissed off and left.
it was fun before the gin though. i got my hey ho lets go shirt at last and i am allowed to wear it coz i have an album.even if it is copied. sort of. noodle.
i am a crumb.yay! chris and gabby got pretty drunk and i basically had to carry chris to music zone or he would have run right in the road.
i miss my blazer, i would like it back soon greg coz believe it or not it is made for a girl. Actually keep it.
Pete was eating jelly tots this morning because we are all random. Sweets make johny hyper. especially blue ones.
noodle.

Current mood: optimistic

Current music: i have a little noodle, crumby is his name

7:09PM - hallo arnie

I AM NOT A WEASEL
I AM A FERRET
I AM HEREBY NAMED WEASEL
JUST TO CONFUSE YOU.

Current mood: HAHA THIS IS A PLEASED FACE

Current music: WEASEL FM

8:23PM - summer yay!

i havent written in this thing 4 ages. ah well. yesterday was Christophski's baptism which was jouyous(sorry gab i stole ur word) we all got a wet hug and to make things worse he shook his hair at me(soaking).nice.
then we went to ignite where Graham was scarily hyper-being a bat.
we also went to sutton carnival on saturday where Corinne threw up on me and a chav (bless) and Gabby and i threw grapes at people.funess
throwing water is fun. Nick is going to Germany so Gabby and i are looking after Jabber. yay!

Current mood: bored

Current music: Abigail Mawson lives in a church with some rice and a jar

4:58PM - monday!

ah, some people are so sad, they think they're getting to me. ah well, let them.
Residential on Monday yay!
I still wish i was going to see System and Velvet Revolver at Donington but there's still Greenday to look forward to , oh and Pearl Jam even if it is ages away.
Week off school while everyone else has exams, not fair really.

Current mood: amused

Current music: dirty little thing-velvet revolver

11:40AM - yay!

my friends are the best aver! NABISCO! I LOVE YOU ALL! but i am still extremly angery. notice i add an e in angery coz i am soo angery!
yes
yes
yes
y
hey i've tripled my productivity!
y
y
y

Current mood: blah ha! y y y y y

Current music: Violent Pornography -soad

6:17PM

eddie

5:59PM - sigh...

rumors won't break me. people can think what they like but i am mine.
love you all.

Current mood: determined and know it!

Current music: god's dice pearl jam- it's in fate you can't change.